Okay so pretend your naruto and sakura refused to go on a date with you. You:
Me. Hire a columbian drug dealer to kidnap sasuke and take him to columbia by boat under the cover of nightfall holding him hostage and making him work manual labor in the rice fields thus forcing sakura to go on a date with you!
holy shit adulthood seems absolutely fucking terrifying
like woah you have to pay your own taxes amd bills, go buy everything you need on your own, aND TONS OF OTHER SHIT I’M REALLY NOT READY FOR ALL OF THIS





